Slonkin Fat Doinks with a Fuckin' Dragon

A work in progress by Al Pennington.  This story tells the tale of a wizard traveling the world learning new and exciting ways in which they can partake in the usage of magic enhancing substances. 

By using his knowledge gained from his journey, our hero will be able to finally reach wizard nirvana and become one of the ancient wizards of universal knowledge.

Or will he just get really fucking stoned with a dragon?  Free will is a fickle thing, and a man is still just that.  Can he resist the allure of magically induced stupor and remember anything to teach anyone else?

*Update 4/2/25 @ 5:07 am EST

Changed the file type to .pdf for easier readability and formatting.  Extended chapter 2 by a few pages I think? I don't remember what was done when I initially uploaded and I'm too tired to go look.

*Update 4/5/25 @ 7:49 pm EST

Added picture, don't know how it looks and isn't mine. It was the inspiration for the story in the first place. Also, not a CYA, sadly. Maybe I can make it one though!

Finished up chapter two and I'm pretty happy with where it's going.  Obviously a first draft, but I think I can turn this into something fun!